GUTS OR BALLS

There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about musicians having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the band, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"


BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the band, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next, Chubby."


I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking there is no difference in the outcome. Both result in death.

Hilarious video you have to see.

Who you gonna call?

The end is uncalled for, but the rest is over the top.

As Cliff once said,

"homeless with instruments"


...

Wanders away singing softly, "There were times when I was so lonesome, I took some comfort there"